#weirdalyankovic

Yoda

• Model: Artistic

• Size: 1449 X 1449 (2.10 MP)

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  • Prompt: I saw the little runt sitting there on a log I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said "Yoda" Y O D A, Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green Oh, my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand Oh, my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
  • Face enhance: Yes
  • Upscale & Enhance: 2
  • Aspect Ratio: square

George of the Jungle

• Model: Artistic

• Size: 1024 X 1024 (1.05 MP)

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  • Prompt: George, George, George of the jungle Strong as he can be Ahhh Watch out for that tree George, George, George of the jungle Lives a life that's free Ahhh Watch out for that tree When he gets in scrapes When he makes his escapes With the help of his friend An ape named Ape
  • Face enhance: Yes
  • Upscale & Enhance: 1
  • Aspect Ratio: square

Hooked on Polkas

• Model: Artistic

• Size: 1449 X 1449 (2.10 MP)

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  • Prompt: Top coat, top hat I don't worry, 'cause my wallet's fat Black shades, white glove Lookin' sharp, lookin' for love They come a-runnin' just as fast as they can 'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man, hey Oh, what's love, got to do, got to do with it? What's love but a second-hand emotion? What's love got to do, got to do with it? Who needs a heart, when a heart can be broken?
  • Face enhance: Yes
  • Upscale & Enhance: 2
  • Aspect Ratio: square

Melanie

• Model: Artistic

• Size: 1024 X 1024 (1.05 MP)

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  • Prompt: Me-he-he-helanie What can the problem be Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie Why won't you go out with me She lived across the street on the fifteenth floor of the Gilmore building I saw her in the shower reaching for some soap I knew she had to be the girl for me And to think I probably never would have found her If I hadn't bought that telescope Oh, Me-he-he-helanie What can the problem be Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie Why won't you go out with me I just can't understand it Why won't you return my phone calls Are you still mad I gave a Mohawk to your cat If you'd just say the word I'm certain that our love would last forever and ever Or are you too dumb to realize that
  • Face enhance: Yes
  • Upscale & Enhance: 1
  • Aspect Ratio: square

I Want a New Duck

• Model: Artistic

• Size: 1024 X 1024 (1.05 MP)

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  • Prompt: I want a new duck One that won't try to bite One that won't chew a hole in my socks One that won't quack all night I want a new duck One with big webbed feet One that knows how to wash my car And keep his room real neat
  • Face enhance: Yes
  • Upscale & Enhance: 1
  • Aspect Ratio: square

Here's Johnny

• Model: Artistic

• Size: 1449 X 1449 (2.10 MP)

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  • Prompt: "Here's Johnny!" He says, and laughs in his special way "...Johnny!" he says, you know I love him "Here's Johnny!" he says, and "second fiddle" is his game Ed McMahon's his name...all right Dressed so fine, he's such a cool dude Hear him say...(Hee-eere's Johnny!) Watch him selling beer and dog food Hear him say...(Hee-eere's Johnny!) I got a letter from him just the other day He said, "You may already be a winner!" A trooper to the end A Clydesdale's best friend "Here's Johnny!" he says, and laughs in his special way "...Johnny!" he says, you know I love him "Here's Johnny!" he says, and that's the way he gets his pay What a living
  • Face enhance: Yes
  • Upscale & Enhance: 2
  • Aspect Ratio: square

"Ricky"

• Model: Artistic

• Size: 1449 X 1449 (2.10 MP)

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  • Prompt: Hey Lucy, I'm home Oh Ricky, you're so fine You're so fine you blow my mind Hey Ricky, hey Ricky Oh Lucy, you're so fine You're so fine you blow my mind Hey Lucy, hey Lucy Oh Ricky, you're so fine You play your bongos all the time Hey Ricky, hey Ricky
  • Face enhance: Yes
  • Upscale & Enhance: 2
  • Aspect Ratio: square

Alimony

• Model: Artistic

• Size: 1449 X 1449 (2.10 MP)

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  • Prompt: Here she comes now, wants her alimony Bleedin' me dry as a bony bony Workin' three jobs just to stay in debt now Well, first she took my nest egg then she took the nest I said yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah) (Yeah) 'Cause she took my house (alimony), my car (alimony) My shoes (alimony) and my toothbrush too (alimony) Too bad (alimony), so sad (alimony) Ah-she got (alimony), got the gift of grab (alimony) I'm in debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt) Lawyer's callin' me on the telephony Tryin' to squeeze some blood from a stonee-stony Ooh, I took her for better or for worse, yeah Then she took me for everything, yeah everything She could get (get), get (get), get (get), get (get), get (get)
  • Face enhance: Yes
  • Upscale & Enhance: 2
  • Aspect Ratio: square

eBay

• Model: Artistic

• Size: 1449 X 1449 (2.10 MP)

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  • Prompt: Tell me why I need another pet rock Tell me why I got that ALF alarm clock Tell me why I bid on Shatner's old toupee They had it on eBay I'll buy your knick-knack Just check my feedback "A++!" they all say They love me on eBay
  • Face enhance: Yes
  • Upscale & Enhance: 2
  • Aspect Ratio: square

Unicorn

• Model: Artistic

• Size: 1449 X 1449 (2.10 MP)

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  • Prompt: The Unicorn is just a horse Accepting for its horn, of course The Unicorn is just a myth Which is to say, they don't exist
  • Face enhance: Yes
  • Upscale & Enhance: 2
  • Aspect Ratio: square

Dog Eat Dog

• Model: Artistic

• Size: 1449 X 1449 (2.10 MP)

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  • Prompt: I'm climbing up, up the corporate ladder. Watch out! It's dog eat dog. Nose against the grindstone, it feels alright. Watch Out! It's dog eat dog. Here we go. I love to watch my boss get angry, So I can count the veins in his neck. Ha! Everyday is like a picnic, Every Friday, get a check. Well, do I smell Jelly donuts? This is my lucky day! I'll have some coffee with a carcinogenic sweetener. Hold on a minute, just one more jelly donut. They'll never miss it.... No, they'll never miss it!
  • Face enhance: Yes
  • Upscale & Enhance: 2
  • Aspect Ratio: square

The Hot Rocks Polka

• Model: Artistic

• Size: 1449 X 1449 (2.10 MP)

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  • Prompt: If I could stick my hand in my heart Spill it all over the stage Would it satisfy you Would it slide on by you Would you think the boy is strange Ain't it stra-a-ange If I could win If I could sing A love song so divine Would it be enough for your cheating heart If I broke down and cried If I cri-i-ied I said, "Ah no, It's only rock 'n' roll But I like it Ah no, it's only rock 'n' roll But I like it, like it Yes I do I really really really really do do-do do do" Hey
  • Face enhance: Yes
  • Upscale & Enhance: 2
  • Aspect Ratio: square

Attack Of Radioactive Hamsters From Planet Near Ma

• Model: Artistic

• Size: 1024 X 1024 (1.05 MP)

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  • Prompt: They showed up on my doorstep just a couple weeks ago They looked so sweet and harmless Tell me, how was I to know They got a little too close to the microwave and then much to my surprise They grew to forty thousand times their original size They started mutatin' right before my eyes Oh my Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars A race from a distant place They came in UFOs shaped just like cuban cigars Man oh man, you oughta hear 'em squeal Now the whole wide world is their exercise wheel Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
  • Face enhance: Yes
  • Upscale & Enhance: 1
  • Aspect Ratio: square

Spatula City

• Model: Artistic

• Size: 1024 X 1024 (1.05 MP)

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  • Prompt: here's just one place to go for all of your spatula needs [Random Voice #1:] Spatula City [Random Voice #2:] Spatula City A giant warehouse of spatulas for every occasion. Thousands to choose from in every shape, size, and color. And because we eliminate the middle man, we can sell all our spatulas factory direct to you. Where do you go if you want to buy name brand spatulas at a fraction of retail cost? Spatula City Spatula City And this weekend only, take advantage of our special liquidation sale. Buy nine spatulas, get the tenth one for just one penny. Don't forget, they make great Christmas presents. And what better way to say "I love you." than with the gift of a spatula? Spatula City Spatula City Hello, this is Sy Greenblum, president of Spatula City. I liked their spatulas so much, I bought the company. Spatula City - seven locations; we're in the yellow pages under "spatulas". My, where did you get that lovely spatula? Spatula City: We sell spatulas, and that's all.
  • Face enhance: Yes
  • Upscale & Enhance: 1
  • Aspect Ratio: square

My Bologna

• Model: Artistic

• Size: 1024 X 1024 (1.05 MP)

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  • Prompt: Ooh, my little hungry one, hungry one Open up a package of my bologna Ooh, I think the toast is done, the toast is done Top it with a little of my bologna Never gonna stop, eat it up Such a tasty snack I always eat too much, then throw up But I'll soon be back for my, my, my, yi, yi, woo M-m-m-my bologna
  • Face enhance: Yes
  • Upscale & Enhance: 1
  • Aspect Ratio: square

Good Old Days

• Model: Artistic

• Size: 1024 X 1024 (1.05 MP)

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  • Prompt: Those were the good old days Those were the good old days The years go by but the memory stays And those were the good old days I can still remember good old Mr. Fender Who ran the corner grocery store Oh, he'd strolled down the aisle with a big friendly smile And he'd say "Howdy" when you walked in the door Always treated me nice, gave me kindly advice I don't know why I set fire to his place Oh I'll never forget the day I bashed in his head Well you should've seen the look on his face
  • Face enhance: Yes
  • Upscale & Enhance: 1
  • Aspect Ratio: square

Poodle?

• Model: Artistic

• Size: 1024 X 1024 (1.05 MP)

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  • Prompt: The Poodle's a slimy carnivorous beast In pastures you might find it grazing It's fangs measure 23-inches, at least It's antlers are simply amazing Sometimes it will bury its head in the sand It's our main source of pork, ham and bacon But, then again, on the other hand I could be completely mistaken
  • Face enhance: Yes
  • Upscale & Enhance: 1
  • Aspect Ratio: square

Carnival of the Animals Part Two, Introduction

• Model: Artistic

• Size: 1449 X 1449 (2.10 MP)

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  • Prompt: This is a new composition which features A random assortment of all living creatures You'll find that it's not quite exactly the same As the one by Camille Saint what's-his-name Camille, in his research, was slightly behind And I guess that some critters just plain slipped his mind So to fill in this void in the Animal Kingdom I'll read some new verses. I'm not gonna sing them So kindly shut up and I'll narrate for you Carnival of the Animals part two
  • Face enhance: Yes
  • Upscale & Enhance: 2
  • Aspect Ratio: square

Another One Rides the Bus

• Model: Artistic

• Size: 1449 X 1449 (2.10 MP)

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  • Prompt: Another one rides the bus Another one rides the bus And another comes on and another comes on Another one rides the bus Hey, he's gonna sit by you Another one rides the bus There's a suitcase poking me in the ribs There's an elbow in my ear There's a smelly old bum standing next to me He hasn't showered in a year Well, I think I'm missing a contact lens I think my wallet's gone And I think this bus is stopping again To let a couple more freaks get on, look out
  • Face enhance: Yes
  • Upscale & Enhance: 2
  • Aspect Ratio: square

Buy Me a Condo

• Model: Artistic

• Size: 1449 X 1449 (2.10 MP)

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  • Prompt: Gonna buy me a condo Gonna buy me a Cuisinart Get a wall-to-wall carpeting Get a wallet full 'o credit cards I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de alligator on Wo, used to live in Jamaica but I don't live dere no more Had to change me lifestyle Do t'ings I never done before So now I'm just a lonely Rastaman Living in dis American town Gonna sell me Bob Marley records Gonna get me some Jackson Browne
  • Face enhance: Yes
  • Upscale & Enhance: 2
  • Aspect Ratio: square